Arsenal Spurs, Spurs Arsenal: the North London derby duo. But who has the upper hand? Arsenal have been far more successful in recent years but does that make them the better club? After all, Spurs won the Double years before they did. Plus, Spurs are a genuine North London club, not some franchise uprooted from Woolwich.

Then there’s the catalogue of scandals involving Arsenal players, from stealing briefcases to drink driving and fraud. But wait! Who can forget the abomination that was Hoddle and Waddle singing Diamond Lights. You wouldn’t catch a Gooner making such a tit of himself. Well, maybe Ray Parlour.

100 reasons to brag, 100 goals. The perfect gift for an Arsenal fan or a Spurs fan, especially if you support the opposition.