Chelsea 100 v Liverpool 0

Chelsea, without a natural enemy, seem to have adopted Liverpool as their favourite whipping boys. First there was Mourinho winding them up in Cardiff in his first League Cup final in 2005. Then the Champions League clashes. Then that Rafa Benitez business. And now the Steve Gerrard songs. Anyone who thinks any fans, let alone Chelsea fans, are going to desist from such mockery and start showing respect to an opposition player clearly doesn’t understand the psyche of football crowds.

Still, don’t despair, Koppites, you’ve still got something to sing about.

Honours.                        Liverpool         Chelsea

Champions                          18                  4

FA Cup                                  7                  7

League Cup                          8                  4

European Champions           5                  1

UEFA Cup/Europa Lge         3                  1

Cup Winners Cup                 0                  2

UEFA Super Cup                  3                  1

Manchester United Liverpool rivalry

Maybe this is less about hate than a strange kind of sporting love affair. Because both clubs are dependent on each other, and so too – hold down your bile – are their supporters.

BBC Sport’s Tom Fordyce has got the gist of 100-0. Read more…

United and Liverpool fans, tell us your favourite ‘goals’ from your 122-year rivalry.