I think we all know the answer to that, but there’ll be an extra dash of spice in the Scouse derby a month from now, with both teams in desperate need of a landmark win to cheer their fans up a bit. So what will the two sets of fans be winding each other up with in the pubs around Goodison Park?

They’ve played each other exactly 100 times at Goodison, with Everton edging it 36 v 34 with 30 games drawn. Not a great record for the home side, compared to Liverpool’s 41 v 24 and 34 draws at Anfield. But who cares about all that? What are the real reasons your club’s better than theirs?

Come on, Scousers, send us your best barbs and we’ll see who comes out on top.